Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Where In The Singapore Is Mas Selamat Kastari?

The main news these past few days has been the escape of Mas Selamat Kastari, a Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) member who was caught planning to crash a plane in Changi Airport.

How could this happen? In safe secure Singapore, an island only 30km high by 40km wide, he still hasn't been caught yet.

This is a place where the government can know exactly where you were driving last year on Christmas day or what you were eating for breakfast.

Did they allow him to watch too many Prison Break episodes? Are there such things called SG Marshalls? Is there a Tommy Lee Jones in the Singapore police?

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble Mas Selamat Kastari. Go get him.

In the meantime, while we're wondering, what about Osama Bin Laden? Morgan Spurlock goes to Afghanistan to look for another elusive fugitive the US Government has been looking for in a long time.

Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

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